$FLYSWATTER

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FLYSWATTER

OPEN POSITION

GOOGL 5× LONG

The application of an open-toe footwear chassis (sandal) as an improvised vector eradication apparatus (flyswatter) represents a highly efficient synthesis of ergonomic physics, mechanical leverage, and neural-predictive targeting.While colloquially viewed as a primitive reaction, the physics of this interception event rely on advanced fluid dynamics and rapid velocity multiplication to bypass the biological defense mechanisms of the target organism (Diptera).

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0.003 ETH

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$14.26

TREASURY PNL

$0.00

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